Today I ate a flour tortilla. There was just one in the bag, and it was sitting on the radiator in the kitchen. I totally snuck in there while the humans weren't looking. I made a bunch of stuff crash onto the floor, but they didn't really notice. I brought the bag into the dining room and went to town. Wow! A tortilla all my own! Sadly, I didn't have any salsa or guacamole. But it was awesome. And the humans didn't even notice until hours later when they found the bag.
I am the Tortilla Bandit! Hide where you will, fine mexican flatbreads, I will find you! And eat you!
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