For Your Consideration

Dear readers. Many of you know of my film work last summer. I write to alert you that my film, The Fighter will likely be released later this year (2010) rather than next year (which was what we originally thought). Rumors read online here and here and also further supported by a SAG member at a Lowell screening of The Invention of Lying (attended by Bridget) indicate that the film's release has been moved up because it's an award contender. I think you know what's coming next.

I would like to draw your attention to my work in the film. I appear (or should appear) in two scenes, where my acting is vital to the action and emotional experience of the storyline. The work I put into this film -- my heart and soul, really -- I believe is worthy of the Oscar nod. I hope you will consider me for a Best Supporting Actor nomination. I could not have done it without my excellent colleagues and close personal friends, Mark, Christian, and Amy. And David was really invaluable as a director, pushing me to really make the role my own. But really, the work is mine, and I hope you will recognize my contribution with the appropriate award.

Thank you.

And as long as I'm writing, Bridget wanted me to mention that the screening of The Invention of Lying was quite exciting. Yes, it was released last year, and didn't get great reviews, but it was tremendously fun to go watch it in a room above a bar filled with people who worked on the film. Although Bridget didn't work on the film (I'm the only movie-maker here!), she does own Tina Fey's sweater, as well as several other objects purchased after they finished shooting the film. So throughout the movie, we got to see all the things that we now own. A lamp that is now in our basement is a central figure in an important scene! How cool! But also, you can really see A LOT of Lowell in this movie. There are tons of shots of the streets and storefronts, and it's quite clear that it's Lowell. There are lots of shots inside places here, including restaurants, bars, and a bank. It's very fun to watch, both for the Lowell shout-outs, and the hilarious very short performances by the likes of big name actors. I say it's worth watching!

Cheers!

Cheerios! Why didn't anyone tell me about Cheerios before? I love them! They're awesome!

Don't tell Bridget. Please. I snuck into the kitchen pantry while they were out and totally opened the box and ripped at the bag and totally ate Cheerios.

Can we keep this just between us? Please?

And next time, can I have some milk? And bananas?

Lucky Dog (I'm a Winner!)

Yesterday we got the phone call: I am a winner! I won a raffle at our favorite pet supply store, Healthy Pets! It is so awesome! So we took a ride over there and picked up my winnings. I got all kinds of treat and a few CANS of dog food (YUM!) and a giant bag of dogfood! It's huge! Bigger than me! Last night I tried to open it with my own paws, so Jake took it away and hid it from me. But I know it's here somewhere! You can't keep me from my rightful winnings!

I am one lucky dog!

It's my Birthday!

I have lived here at 83 Durant for three whole years now! Wow! There was a party for me last weekend with my friends, Bus and Marlon, and Auntie Paula & Rich. We had a great time.

I've been eating a lot of snow lately. I prefer it to my water dish. No one knows why.

All is well, I'm happy and healthy, and I'm actually coming around to this Lucy kid that lives here.

Cheers to all!

A Party and an accident

So I was a very excited dog today, because I was invited to a party! I love parties! I was invited to Emma's Birthday party, because it was a dog-themed party! How cool! I was the only dog in attendance with a huge group of kids who really excited to see me. There was so much excitement that.....

I walked over to the Christmas tree and peed on it.

The kids excitedly reported this fact to the grownups, who would not have even known if it hadn't been for those meddling kids! I cannot believe I got in trouble for this. It was a TREE! It rhymes with pee! That's where a dog pees. Sheesh.

Anyway, after the drama, things remained pretty exciting, though there were no more accidents. I stalked the whole house, looking for snacks. I found some bread sitting out on top of a table, but apparently it was designated for humans only. Sigh. So I had to wait for people to start dropping food, which happened pretty quickly.

I love parties.

Catfight!

There is a white cat that lives next door. I hate that cat. I presume the feeling is mutual. Sometimes, the cat comes into MY yard. This is unacceptable. I chase him out. As soon as the cat gets to the other side of the fence, he stops and taunts me. Seriously, he sits there just out of reach and stares at me and rolls around. He is an evil, evil cat.

Tonight, the evil cat came into my yard. I defended my territory and chased him off. I totally would have broken through the fence if Jake hadn't come out and grabbed me.

Two hours later, they let me back out. And guess who was still hanging around? The evil cat. I chased the cat, but this time, the foolish, foolish (though evil!) cat ran toward the back of the front yard. Foolish cat, there is a chain link fence on that part of the yard! Foolish cat, you cannot escape me! I had him cornered! I lunged. And the evil cat made me bleed my own blood! Yes, my poor little pooch nose has a cat scratch.

I am sure the cat would look much worse than me, except that Jake ran out there when he heard the ruckus and grabbed me again.

It has been a crazy night! But I live to fight (the evil cat) another day.

He works hard for the money

Hello fans,
Today in the mail, my first two paychecks arrived. Woo hoo! $64/day isn't bad for sitting around getting fed treats. Nice! Now I'm looking for my next acting gig! Meanwhile, if you're looking for an A-list star to come hang out at your event to provide autographs ($10 each) and generally provide a sense that you're in the hip crowd, contact my agents (Bridget & Jake) and they'll be glad to set something up.

For now, I'll be donating a portion of my earnings to New England Brittany Rescue, the group that got me set up in this sweet 83 Durant location. If you're looking for a good dog, maybe a dog that could help get you into the movie business, definitely check out all the wonderful fuzzy buddies they have waiting for homes.

Here I am, relaxing in my newly re-upholstered bed. Why yes, it was hand-stitched by Grandma, how did you know? Yes, it IS expertly tailored. I'm a very comfortable dog. And Bridget's Mom loves me, even if she won't say so.