I heart carbs!

I just ate nearly half a loaf of bread! It was awesome! Jake was in the basement, Bridget was on the phone, and I took the opportunity to snag a loaf of home-baked brown bread off the table and snarf snarf snarf! DELICIOUS!
Lucy is gonna be mad when she wakes up to find her precious, precious bread destroyed!

New Bed, Same Problem

Bridget got me a brand new bed. It's lovely. Thank you!! Here I am enjoying it:

So it's nice, but then this happened:



And then, even worse, this happened:


I can't believe I have to put up with this.

Help!